I am the very model of a modern urban animal
I survive in human realms both virtual and actual
My small size lets me creep in spaces that the humans have
not found
And my bobbed tail is perfect because it doesn’t hang down
on the ground
I’m well content with urban prey, on rabbits, pigeons, rats
I thrive
But usually I leave the domestic cats and dogs alive
But squirrels are on the menu, yes, that is very, very true.
So watch out @ratatosk4 because I’m coming just for you!
So watch out
@ratatosk4 because I’m coming just for you!
So watch out
@ratatosk4 because I’m coming just for you!
So watch out
@ratatosk4 because I’m coming just for you!
I’m very good at hunting and at not quite being clearly seen
I’m just living my life, so don’t worry, I’m not that mean
I’m a good neighbor, and I am very practical
I am the very model of a modern urban animal!
If you see me you just might wonder what that big cat is
Just a tabby, something bigger, mountain lion for the win
So snap a pic and send it in and find out just what you’ve
got,
On twitter, I suggest #CougarOrNot!
In March I have a job to do that I suggest that you check
out
It’s called #2018MMM-and it will really be a rout
In March Mammal Madness, I’m the victor, that we’ve found
Just ignore the Sloth faced bear, cause this year he’s going
down
Just ignore the Sloth
faced bear, cause this year he’s going down
Just ignore the Sloth
faced bear, cause this year he’s going down
Just ignore the Sloth
faced bear, cause this year he’s going down
On twitter, I’m so awesome it is shown through and through,
So just ignore old @gilamonsterASU
In short in matters animal, both virtual and actual
I am the very model of a modern urban animal!
