I am the very model of a modern urban animal-for @NatickBobcat (and a few other tweeps!)

I am the very model of a modern urban animal

I survive in human realms both virtual and actual

My small size lets me creep in spaces that the humans have not found

And my bobbed tail is perfect because it doesn’t hang down on the ground

I’m well content with urban prey, on rabbits, pigeons, rats I thrive

But usually I leave the domestic cats and dogs alive

But squirrels are on the menu, yes, that is very, very true.

So watch out @ratatosk4 because I’m coming just for you!

So watch out @ratatosk4 because I’m coming just for you!

So watch out @ratatosk4 because I’m coming just for you!

So watch out @ratatosk4 because I’m coming just for you!

I’m very good at hunting and at not quite being clearly seen

I’m just living my life, so don’t worry, I’m not that mean

I’m a good neighbor, and I am very practical

I am the very model of a modern urban animal!

If you see me you just might wonder what that big cat is

Just a tabby, something bigger, mountain lion for the win

So snap a pic and send it in and find out just what you’ve got,

On twitter, I suggest #CougarOrNot!

In March I have a job to do that I suggest that you check out

It’s called #2018MMM-and it will really be a rout

In March Mammal Madness, I’m the victor, that we’ve found

Just ignore the Sloth faced bear, cause this year he’s going down

Just ignore the Sloth faced bear, cause this year he’s going down

Just ignore the Sloth faced bear, cause this year he’s going down

Just ignore the Sloth faced bear, cause this year he’s going down

On twitter, I’m so awesome it is shown through and through,

So just ignore old @gilamonsterASU

In short in matters animal, both virtual and actual

I am the very model of a modern urban animal!